Facebook H.I.V.

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a cursed infection you get when you click accept on friend requests from strangers who probably have a grudge against you

DM: "Hey bro, let's be friends. I promise I won't spam you.", 2 weeks later: 1200 friend requests

Tweet: "Accepted 3 friend requests. Now my feed is full of memes about cats and people who hate math."

Text from a random person: "You're cool. Let's be friends. Also, I have 1000 friends."

the worst kind of digital STD you get from people you don't know and probably don't want to be related to

Friend request from someone named "Jr.", who is not you. Also not your dad.

Accepted a request from a person who has 5000 friends and 2000 photos of their dog.

Friend request from a guy who has 1 friend and a profile picture of a sad potato.

a virus that makes your feed look like a prison of bad decisions and random people who hate your life

Accepted 2 friend requests. Now my feed is full of ads and memes about pizza and politics.

Friend request from a person who has 1 post: "I hate my life."

Accepted a request from a guy who has 3 friends and a bio that says: "I don't know what I'm doing."