Facebook Him

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To dig up some guy on Facebook like he's a buried treasure and you're a dirty old man with a shovel.

I Facebook Him just to see if he still has that stupid haircut from 2012.

She Facebook Him because he left her for a guy who posts better selfies.

He Facebook Him every day just to make his ex jealous.

To find someone on Facebook because you're too lazy to talk to them in real life and you're also a little bit obsessed.

I Facebook Him because I saw him at the grocery store and now I can stalk him.

She Facebook Him because he texted her once and now she thinks he's a genius.

He Facebook Him just to see if he'll reply and maybe pretend to be cool.