Facebook Hijack

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You post something on Facebook and then your friends start arguing in the comments like they're in a wrestling match and you're stuck watching like you're the referee who got stuck with the worst job ever.

I post a photo of my dog and my cousin and my best friend start fighting over who has the better dog.

I post a meme and my aunt and my uncle start a 20-comment war about politics.

I post a status and my ex and my current girlfriend start a full-blown drama in the comments.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Somebody steals your Facebook status to talk about something completely stupid and it makes you look like you have no life.

I post about my pizza and my cousin posts about her cat's hairball problem.

I write about my new job and my friend posts about his failed dating life.

I say I'm bored and my uncle posts about how he's curing cancer.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook friend goes through your friend list and randomly asks one of your friends to be their friend even though they have no idea who that person is and it's the worst.

My friend asks my mom to be her friend because she thought she was my sister.

My cousin asks my teacher to be her friend because she saw her in the lunchroom once.

My friend asks my best friend's little brother to be his friend because he thought he was cool.

by Slangipedia 13d ago