Facebook Hickey

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When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually the girlfriend) goes full-on spam on their partner's Facebook wall with heart-eyed emojis, love notes, and fake excitement because they're either new or trying to cover up that they're cheating.
'I miss you so much, my love! 馃槏 鉂わ笍 馃槏', posted at 2 AM
'Can't wait to see you tonight, my dear 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍', posted right after she posted that one
'I love you more than I love my mom! 鉂わ笍', posted the day after she broke up with her ex
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Claiming Facebook real estate like it's a battle ground, making sure everyone knows you're the one who got the hot person to come home with you.
'I hooked up with him tonight, and he's MINE!', posted with a bunch of kisses and a selfie
'He's my man now, and I'm not letting anyone else touch him!', posted after she saw his ex comment on a post
'He came home with me, and I'm not letting anyone forget it!', posted with a bunch of heart emojis and a wink
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When a girl takes over her boyfriend's Facebook wall like it's a warzone, just so she can show off and make sure no one else gets near him, it's like giving him a hickey, but for the whole internet.
'I'm the best thing that ever happened to him! 馃拫 馃拫 馃拫', posted after he said he was going to hang out with his friend
'He's mine, and I'm not letting anyone else touch him!', posted right after she saw a comment from his ex
'I took over his wall, and I'm not letting anyone else take it back!', posted with a bunch of heart emojis and a smiley
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