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This person thinks they're a god because they help strangers and celebrities they don't know, even though they're just trying to look cool and make everyone else feel stupid.
I saved the world by commenting on Taylor Swift’s post. No one else noticed.
I had to save Brad Pitt from a typo. He thanked me with a 100 likes.
I protected my neighbor’s dog from a bad haircut. He gave me a 5-star review.
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They post something boring and think they're doing something awesome, but everyone else is just annoyed and wants to punch them.
My status was ‘I like pizza.’ I got 3 likes and a comment saying ‘You’re a waste of oxygen.’
I posted ‘I’m tired’ and got 2 likes and a meme about how I’m a failure.
I wrote ‘The sky is blue’ and now everyone thinks I’m a fraud.
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They post stuff just to get likes, and they’re so full of themselves that they complain about everything and act like they’re the best person ever.
I posted ‘I love cats’ and got 30 likes, then I complained about my neighbor’s cat.
I posted a song lyric and then said ‘Why isn’t anyone listening to me?’
I did ‘Truth Is’ and cried because no one believed me.
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