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This person thinks they're a god because they help strangers and celebrities they don't know, even though they're just trying to look cool and make everyone else feel stupid.
I saved the world by commenting on Taylor Swift’s post. No one else noticed.
I had to save Brad Pitt from a typo. He thanked me with a 100 likes.
I protected my neighbor’s dog from a bad haircut. He gave me a 5-star review.