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#facebook herb #attention seeker #boring

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A Facebook herb is a dumb, annoying person who acts like they're important just because they post on Facebook. They update every five minutes about their boring life and expect everyone to care.

Just ate a sandwich. Life is good. #boring

My cat blinked. It was a spiritual experience.

I’m alive. That’s a big deal.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Facebook herb is someone who thinks their life is amazing and posts about it constantly, even when it's not. They reply to every comment like it's the end of the world.

Just saw a cloud. It was a miracle.

My neighbor said hi. I responded with a 200-word essay.

I got a coupon. I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Facebook herb is a person who updates Facebook more than they breathe. They think everyone is watching and need to know every little detail of their terrible life.

I had a bad day. It was legendary.

My coffee was lukewarm. I’m in shock.

I exist. That’s it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago