facebook hemorrhoid

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A giant red butt sore you get from sitting on your ass for hours waiting for your ex to like your stupid post.

I posted a photo of my cat and now my ass is on fire from waiting for my ex to comment.

I sat there so long my chair became my new best friend and my butt became a war zone.

My Facebook hemorrhoid is so bad I can't feel my legs anymore.

The giant sore on your butt that forms when you wait for someone to reply to your post while you eat a whole pizza.

I posted about my day and ate a whole pizza while waiting for my mom to comment. Now my ass is a meatball disaster.

I got a Facebook hemorrhoid from waiting for my crush to say hi and eating my feelings.

My butt is so sore I could've posted a better status than that.

A big red ass sore you get from sitting on your phone all day waiting for someone to comment on your life.

I posted about my life and now my butt is a tomato on fire from waiting for someone to reply.

I got a Facebook hemorrhoid from sitting on my phone like a dumbass waiting for my friend to say hi.

My ass is so sore from waiting for a comment I could’ve just posted a video of my dog doing a backflip.