Facebook Hashtags

Hashtags on Facebook are like adding extra poop to a already gross pile. They don't help nobody, but they sure make your post look like a disaster. Use them if you want, but don't expect anyone to care.

A Facebook hashtag is just a way to show off how much you think you know. It's like adding a ridiculous subtitle to a boring story. Nobody reads them, but you still do it anyway.

Hashtags on Facebook are like the extra socks you wear in the winter. Nobody needs them, but you still put them on anyway. They don't do anything, but they make your post look like a mess.