facebook hangover

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When you wake up and realize you posted a stupid comment on Facebook and you want to die.

I said my ex is a donkey and I’m not sorry.

I liked a photo of my dog wearing a hat and it’s embarrassing.

I posted a status that said I hate Mondays and it’s true.

The horror you feel when you see your Facebook comments from the night before and you wish you were dead.

I said my boss is a clown and I regret it.

I liked a meme about my mom and it’s a nightmare.

I commented on my crush’s post and now I’m screaming.

When you wake up and realize you liked 100 posts and you’re going to be mocked forever.

I liked every post about my dog and it’s a disgrace.

I liked my teacher’s Facebook page and it’s a shame.

I liked a picture of my cat in pajamas and I’m a disgrace.

When you look at your Facebook comments and think you should be in a mental institution.

I said my mom is a witch and I’m not sorry.

I commented on my brother’s post and now I hate myself.

I posted a rant about my job and now I’m famous.

The agony of seeing your Facebook comments and realizing you’re a mess.

I said my crush is a loser and now I’m a loser too.

I liked a picture of my dad dancing and I’m ashamed.

I posted a status that said I’m sad and now I’m sad.

When you wake up and realize you posted something so dumb you want to burn your phone.

I said my cat is a king and now I’m a fool.

I commented on my friend’s post and now I’m a joke.

I posted a picture of my breakfast and it’s a crime.