Facebook Hag

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A Facebook user who lets someone not on Facebook post stuff on their page, even though they aren't on Facebook themselves. They’re like a middleman with no brains.
My cousin’s ex is a Facebook Hag. She posted my cousin’s vacation pics even though he didn’t have Facebook.
My mom is a Facebook Hag. She lets my dad post his rants about the mailman on her page.
My teacher is a Facebook Hag. She posted my bad test score on her page for my whole class to see.
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A Facebook user who lets non-Facebookers put their stuff on their page. They don’t care if it’s stupid, ugly, or embarrassing.
My uncle is a Facebook Hag. He let my grandma post her cat’s face on his page, even though the cat looked like it had a fever.
My sister is a Facebook Hag. She let my brother post a video of him crying over a broken phone on her page.
My friend is a Facebook Hag. She let my dog post his barking on her page, even though he doesn’t have Facebook.
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A Facebook user who lets someone not on Facebook post their stuff on their page. They’re like the worst kind of friend.
My dad is a Facebook Hag. He let my mom post her bad hair day on his page for everyone to laugh at.
My neighbor is a Facebook Hag. She let my little brother post his weird dance on her page.
My brother is a Facebook Hag. He let my sister post her failed cooking on his page.
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A Facebook user who lets someone not on Facebook post their stuff on their page. They don’t care if it’s trash, fake, or completely useless.
My mom is a Facebook Hag. She let my little brother post his fake pizza on her page.
My teacher is a Facebook Hag. She let my class post their trashy drawings on her page.
My friend is a Facebook Hag. She let my dog post his weird barking on her page.
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A Facebook user who lets someone not on Facebook post their stuff on their page. They’re just as bad as the person who posted it.
My dad is a Facebook Hag. He let my mom post her weird face on his page.
My teacher is a Facebook Hag. She let my class post their fake birthday party on her page.
My brother is a Facebook Hag. He let my sister post her weird face on his page.
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A Facebook user who lets someone not on Facebook post their stuff on their page. They’re like the worst kind of slave.
My mom is a Facebook Hag. She let my dad post his weird rants on her page.
My teacher is a Facebook Hag. She let my class post their fake homework on her page.
My friend is a Facebook Hag. She let my dog post his weird barking on her page.
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