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A Facebook friend who ignores your posts until you say something stupid, then they come out of the woodwork to yell at you like you owe them money.
You post, 'I ate three burgers for breakfast.' They reply, 'You’re a disgrace.'
You say, 'I’m going to the moon tomorrow.' They comment, 'You’re an idiot.'
You post a photo of your cat. They say, 'That’s not a cat. That’s a joke.'