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A title that sounds important but does nothing except let you kick people for being annoying.
I’m the admin now. You’re banned. No questions asked.
Why are you even here? You’re not cool enough to be in this group.
I gave you a warning. This is your third one. You’re out.
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A fake job that lets you yell at people who don’t know how to use a phone.
You didn’t read the rules. I’m going to send you a DM. You’re not even smart enough to know what that means.
This group is for cool people only. You’re not cool. You’re out.
I’m not even angry. I just like kicking people.
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A title that lets you boss people around even though you’re the worst member of the group.
You’re not even the best member. I’ve seen worse people in here.
I’m the admin. I can do whatever I want. Even if I’m wrong.
You’re not the boss of me. I’m the admin. You’re just a member who can’t take a hint.
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A job that gives you no real power but makes you feel like a king.
I’m the king of this group. You’re just a peasant.
I don’t even have to do anything. I just get to say I’m the admin.
You think you’re important. You’re not. I’m the admin.
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A title that lets you act like you’re in charge even though you’re just a regular person.
I’m the admin. I can do anything. Even if I’m just a regular person.
You’re not even special. I’m the admin. I’m the special one.
I’m the admin. You’re just a member. I have more power than you.
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A job that lets you annoy people for no reason and feel proud about it.
I’m the admin. I can annoy you. I’m proud of myself.
You’re not even annoying me. I’m just annoyed because I can be.
I’m the admin. I don’t need a reason to annoy you.
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