Facebook Graffiti

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When you log onto Facebook just to leave stupid comments on someone's wall that don’t make sense and probably shouldn’t be there.
I just posted 'Hello' on your wall because I felt like it.
Your wall is like a toilet, I don’t care what’s on it, I just want to leave my mess.
Why is your wall still up? It’s been 10 years and you still haven’t cleaned it.
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Putting nonsense on someone’s Facebook wall like you’re trying to win a prize for being the most useless person online.
I left a comment on your wall that says 'I think the sky is blue.' You’re welcome.
I posted 'Do you like cats?' on your wall. You can answer or not. I don’t care.
I used your wall to practice my typing. It’s now covered in random letters.
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You log on to Facebook just to spam some random person’s wall with stuff that doesn’t matter and probably makes them mad.
I told your wall, 'You look tired.' You don’t. I don’t care.
Your wall is now the place where I leave my thoughts. They’re mostly about pizza.
I posted 'Hello, my name is Bob.' on your wall. That’s all.
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You go on Facebook and decide to write random stuff on someone’s wall just because you have nothing better to do and you’re a pain in the ass.
I said, 'Your wall is looking good today.' It’s not. But I still said it.
I wrote, 'I think the moon is made of cheese.' Your wall is now a bit more ridiculous.
I told your wall, 'You’re the best.' You’re not. But I’m the one who said it.
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Putting stupid stuff on someone’s Facebook wall because you think you’re funny and no one will ever know you did it.
I told your wall, 'Your wall is looking good today.' I’m not sure why I said that.
Your wall just got a comment: 'I like dogs.' You don’t. I don’t care.
I left a comment that said, 'This is the best wall I’ve ever seen.' It’s not.
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