Facebook goodnight

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A Facebook post that screams you're too tired to care anymore and you're going to sleep before anyone can bother you.

Goodnight, people. I'm too tired to deal with your nonsense tonight.

Sleeping like a baby. You can all wake up and annoy me tomorrow.

Going to bed. Don't even think about messaging me. I'll block you.

A Facebook update that tells everyone you're giving up for the night and you're not coming back until morning.

I'm out. You're on your own. Goodnight, losers.

I'm going to bed. Don't come looking for me. I'm not answering.

Night all. I'm not even going to check my phone again.

A Facebook message that says you're going to sleep and you're not going to wake up until you're forced to.

Goodnight. I'll be sleeping so hard I'll be dreaming about sleeping.

Going to bed. I might not wake up until next week.

Night. I'm going to sleep and not come back until I'm dead.

A Facebook status that lets everyone know you're done for the day and you’re going to rest like a champ.

Goodnight. I'm going to rest like I just won the championship.

Signing off. I'm going to sleep like I haven't slept in years.

Night. I'm going to bed like I'm being paid to do it.

A Facebook post that says you're logging off and you're not going to be bothered until tomorrow.

Logging off. Don't bother me. I'm going to sleep like I'm being tortured.

Goodnight. I’m going to sleep and not wake up until I’m ready.

Signing off. I’m not going to be bothered. I’m too tired for your drama.

A Facebook update that tells everyone you’re going to bed and you’ll see them in the morning.

Goodnight. I’ll see you in the morning. Don’t even think about messaging me.

Going to bed. I’ll be back in the morning. Don’t bother me.

Sleeping now. I’ll be back when I’m ready. Don’t interrupt me.