Facebook Glory

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When you brag about tiny dumb stuff on Facebook just to get likes from people who don't even know you

I ate a muffin. It was life-changing.

My cat blinked at me. I posted a 30-second video of it.

I got a free sticker at the store. I took 17 photos of it.

Putting your whole life on Facebook like it's a highlight reel and you're the main character

I walked my dog. It was a revolution.

I drank coffee. It was epic.

I got a discount. It was a miracle.

Bragging about tiny things on Facebook just to feel special when no one cares

I wore socks today. It was a victory.

I opened my eyes. It was a big deal.

I smiled. It was a moment.

When you post every little thing on Facebook like you're famous and everyone should care

I had cereal for breakfast. It was legendary.

I saw a bird. It was majestic.

I washed my hands. It was a big deal.

Posting tiny dumb stuff on Facebook just to feel important when no one is watching

I ate a sandwich. It was a masterpiece.

I walked outside. It was a journey.

I said hello. It was a revolution.