Facebook-glam

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Facebook-glam is when someone lies about how they look online so they seem perfect. They use fake pictures and special tools to cover up their real face. They are total frauds!

I took 100 selfies and picked the one where I wasn’t crying.

I used a filter so my face looked like a cartoon.

I had my brother take my picture because I looked like a ghost.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Facebook-glam is when you make yourself look like a movie star online, but in real life you’re just a sad, sweaty person. It’s like wearing a mask made of lies.

My profile picture is me in a fancy dress. My real life is me in pajamas.

I look like a queen online. In real life, I look like a raccoon.

I took my picture in the morning. My real life is me at 3 AM.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Facebook-glam is when you fake your life online so everyone thinks you're rich, happy, and perfect. But in reality, you're just lying to your friends.

I post about my vacation. My real life is my couch and a bag of chips.

I say I have a new car. My real life is my broken-down minivan.

I post my fancy dinner. My real life is instant noodles.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Facebook-glam is when you use fake pictures to make yourself look awesome online, but when you meet them in real life, they look like they were run over by a bus.

Her profile picture is perfect. In real life, she looked like she had a cow in her house.

His face is like a potato. His profile picture is like a prince.

She looks like a model online. She looks like a ghost in real life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Facebook-glam is when someone takes a million pictures just to find one that makes them look good. It’s like they are paying a photographer to lie for them.

I took 50 pictures of myself just to find one where I didn’t look angry.

I used a filter so I looked like a celebrity. My face was a disaster.

I picked the one where I wasn’t crying, sneezing, or looking like a zombie.

by Slangipedia 15d ago