Facebook Ghost

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A Facebook Ghost is someone who turns their status to offline just so they can avoid talking to you. They’re like a coward who hides behind a screen.
offline at 9 PM when you send them a message
they’re online at 3 AM but turn offline when you tag them
they pretend to be offline during your group chat just to avoid answering you
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A Facebook Ghost is someone who comments on your post just to feel important, then logs off before you can respond. They think they're hot stuff.
they comment 'lol' on your photo and vanish
they drop a 'this is fire' and log off before you can say 'thanks'
they add 'cool' to your video and disappear like a ghost
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A Facebook Ghost is someone who deleted their account but still uses Messenger. They’re like a ghost who still texts you but won’t show up in your friend list.
they message you every day but you can’t find them on Facebook
they’re in your group chat but have no profile picture
they’re in your life but not on your friends list
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A Facebook Ghost is someone who checks your profile like a stalker, just so they can be the first to like or comment. They're obsessed and it's annoying.
they like your post 10 minutes after you posted it
they check your profile 5 times in one hour
they’re the first to comment but only because they watched you post
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A Facebook Ghost is an old friend you forgot about, but they’re still on your friends list. They remind you of the past every time they post.
they comment on your post and it brings back old memories
you see their post and you remember that weird class you had together
they send you a message and it’s like you’re in high school again
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A Facebook Ghost is someone who logs off or goes offline just to avoid a certain person. They're like a coward who doesn’t want to talk to you.
they log off right after you message them
they turn offline when you’re in a group chat
they pretend to be offline just to ignore you
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A Facebook Ghost is someone who looks at your posts but doesn’t comment, like, or post anything. They’re like a ghost who’s watching but not doing anything.
they read your story but don’t react
they look at your post but don’t say a word
they’re online but don’t do anything on your page
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