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A person who sneaks around on Facebook like a spy, stealing secrets about people just to brag to their friends and use the info to mess with someone.
I know your ex's new job is terrible. I got it from her Facebook.
He posted a photo of his lunch. Now my friends think he's rich.
She checked my profile 20 times. I know she's still in love with me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who stares at Facebook all day like it's their job, just to find out your business and tell everyone else so they can laugh at you.
Your cat's birthday is on Facebook. Now everyone knows you're weird.
He found out your crush is your teacher. Now he won't stop teasing you.
She saw your bad haircut and told her whole group.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who digs through your Facebook like it's a treasure map, just to find some dirt on you and then tell everyone so they can make fun of you.
Your ex's new boyfriend is a total dork. She posted a photo of him eating pizza.
He found out your mom's dating your uncle. Now he won't stop laughing.
She dug up your old middle school photo and sent it to your whole class.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who slouches on Facebook like it's their second job, just to pick apart your life and show it off to their friends so they can feel superior.
Your new tattoo is on Facebook. Now my friends think I'm cooler than you.
He saw your failed cooking attempt and posted it on his story.
She found out your dog ate your homework and told everyone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who spends more time on Facebook than in real life, just to find out your secrets and then use them to ruin your day.
Your crush likes my post. Now I know they like me more than you.
He saw your failed attempt at a DIY project and laughed at you.
She found out your mom's dating your uncle and sent it to your whole school.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who sits there like a weirdo, scrolling through Facebook all day, just to find something embarrassing about you and then tell everyone so they can laugh at you.
Your middle school photo is on Facebook. Now my friends know I was cool before you.
He posted a video of you falling down. Now everyone thinks you're a klutz.
She saw your bad haircut and told her whole group.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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