Facebook Genie

My ex logged into my Facebook and posted a picture of me crying in a bathroom. I died.

He hacked my mom’s Facebook and sent her a message from my dad’s account. She believed it.

My Facebook Genie changed my profile picture to a cat wearing a hat. I looked like a fool.

My Facebook Genie posted 500 random selfies of my dog on my timeline. I got 100 likes from strangers.

They turned my Facebook into a spam factory. My inbox was filled with ads for fake hair extensions.

They posted a video of me singing in the shower. My boss saw it. I got fired.

My Facebook Genie sent a message to my crush saying I was going to break up with my boyfriend. I got rejected.

They posted a fake status saying I was moving to Mars. My friends believed it.

They changed my name to 'Sir Biscuit' and my bio to 'I eat tacos for breakfast.' I looked like a lunatic.

My Facebook Genie used 'magic' to post a message saying I was going to propose to my dog. My dog got a collar.

They turned my Facebook into a game show. Every post was a question. I answered wrong and got a fake penalty.

They changed my profile picture to a goat and my cover photo to a lava flow. I looked like I was cursed.

My Facebook Genie kidnapped my friends and posted a message saying they were going to jail unless I gave them pizza.

They took over my Facebook and sent my crush 100 messages. He got confused.

They posted a video of me screaming in the middle of a park. My friends laughed at me.

My Facebook Genie ate my posts and replaced them with cat videos. My feed looked like a cat’s Instagram.

They turned my timeline into a horror movie. Every post was a scream.

They posted a message saying I was a monster and I had to prove it. I had to eat a whole cake in front of my class.