Facebook Generation

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Kids who were born after 2004 and have never known life without Facebook and smartphones. They think not having a phone is like being stuck in the Stone Age.
'Why do we have to do this without phones? I have Facebook!'
'I don’t know what a paper is. My teacher said it’s like a post on Facebook.'
'You’re not allowed to use your phone? That’s worse than being grounded.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook generation is the younger half of Gen Z. They were born too late to remember when Facebook wasn’t the only thing that mattered.
'I don’t know what life was like before Instagram.'
'Why would anyone ever take a picture without a filter?'
'My parents said they used to have to talk to each other without texting.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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These kids are the ones who think Facebook was invented yesterday. They don’t know what it’s like to not have a phone or a social life that’s all online.
'Why do we have to do this without Facebook? I can’t even breathe without my phone.'
'My mom said she used to have to write letters. That’s so slow.'
'I don’t know what a real friendship is. It’s just like following someone on Facebook.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook generation are the kids who have never known life without a screen. They think being offline is like being dead.
'Why do we have to do this without my phone? That’s like being dead.'
'I can’t even think without my phone. My brain is like a Facebook feed.'
'My mom said she used to have to talk to people without texting. That’s so weird.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Kids who were born too late to remember life before Facebook. They think everything is on Facebook and nothing else matters.
'I don’t know what a paper is. My teacher said it’s like a post on Facebook.'
'Why do we have to do this without Facebook? It’s like being stuck in the past.'
'My mom said she used to have to write letters. That’s so slow.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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