Facebook Gangster

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A person who fights you on Facebook like you're their archenemy, but when you see them in real life, they act like they just saw you at the grocery store.
"You're dead to me!", then walks past you like you're invisible.
Posts a fight about your mom, then texts you for help with math.
Sends a message saying you're a loser, then asks you to bring snacks to the next group project.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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They act like a beast on Facebook, but in real life they’d probably run away if you said something mean.
Posts a rant about you, but when you talk to them, they just say, "whatever."
Sends you a message calling you a "disgrace," but then asks you for a ride to the mall.
Tags you in a post about how you're a "wimp," but then asks for your notes on the test.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A rich kid who thinks they're hood, but they don't know what struggle is. They wear their pants low, act like the world is against them, and text all day on their iPhone while watching TV.
Posts, "The system is out to get me," while wearing a hoodie and eating pizza.
Says, "I’m the man," but his mom’s the one who pays for his phone bill.
Wears baggy pants like they’re a fashion statement, but can’t even tie their shoes.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who can’t stop messaging everyone on Facebook like they’re the only one who matters.
Sends 10 messages in a row just to say, "Hey."
Posts on your wall 5 times in one day just to say, "I’m here."
Messages every single one of their friends at 2 a. m. just to say, "I’m alive."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who plays Mafia Wars like it’s real life, but in reality, he’s just a nerd in his mom’s spare bedroom.
Posts, "I just took down the whole mafia," but he’s wearing pajamas.
Messages you, "I’m the boss," but he’s still in his mom’s house.
Plays Mafia Wars for hours, but his real life is just a pizza and a laptop.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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