Facebook Games

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A bunch of lame games on Facebook like Mafia Wars, Farmville, and Cafe World. They're for people who can't play real games and spam your feed with stupid status updates.
I just spent 2 hours farming my virtual corn. My real life is dying.
My friend's cows are now richer than me. I'm jealous.
I'm married to a virtual fish. It's not fair.
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When you're on Facebook searching for hot girls by typing random girl names into the people search bar. You're just looking for a good time.
I looked up 'Jennifer' and found 12,000 Jennifers. Only one was hot.
I searched 'Amanda' and found my ex. She's still hot.
I typed 'Sophia' and got a 15-year-old version of my mom.
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A stupid Facebook fad where you post a number and everyone messages you with numbers. It's like a stupid math test that makes your wall look like a madhouse.
I posted 3 and got 237 numbers. My brain is melting.
My number was 7. I got 47 replies. I'm confused.
I got 123 numbers for the number 2. That's not how math works.
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A drinking game on Facebook where you get wasted if you like a post. It's the easiest way to get drunk without leaving your chair.
I liked 10 posts and had to drink 10 beers. I'm now a human beer keg.
My friend liked 20 posts and cried after the 15th beer.
I drank 7 beers and still liked the post. I'm a monster.
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A game on Facebook where one person stalks two victims. They comment, like, message, and make a mess of their lives. It's like being haunted by Facebook.
He stalked me for a week. I had 50 comments on my post. I'm traumatized.
She stalked my friend and sent him 20 messages about his dog. He's confused.
They stalked me and my mom. Now we both have 100 likes on our posts.
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Also called Spybook gaming, Crapbook gaming, and Shitbook gaming. It's like a bad mix of YouTube,Pornhub, and Twitch, but worse.
I watched a 3-hour video of someone playing a game. I'm now a zombie.
My friend watched a video of a cat playing a game. He cried.
I watched 10 videos of people playing games. My brain is now a game.
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