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When you yell at your computer like it personally insulted you because your friend posted something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

Why are you still alive?!

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

I don’t even know why I’m still friends with you.

The moment you see a status so boring it makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

What’s the point of this?!

I could’ve been sleeping.

This is why I hate life.

When your friend posts so many pointless updates it feels like they’re trying to make your brain explode.

Are you done yet?!

Just stop.

I’m gonna die from this.

When you’re so mad at a status you start talking to your computer like it’s your friend.

Hey, computer, can you please make this stop?!

You’re the worst.

I wish I could just delete this person.

When you read a status so dumb it makes you want to scream into a pillow.

What is this?!

This is not a real thing.

I hate my life.

When your friend’s updates are so bad they’re like a horror movie you can’t escape.

I can’t take this anymore!

This is the worst.

I wish I was dead.