facebook funeral

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When a bunch of people post on a dead person's wall like they were there. They talk about how awesome that person was, how they remember them, and how sad it is they're gone. Some people just drop a heart because they're too lazy to say anything real.

'Remember when we all got kicked out of the pizza place?'

'He was the best dad ever! I miss him so much! 😭'

'RIP, you were a legend.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your Facebook friend decides to quit Facebook forever and you throw a hissy fit on their wall because you're too selfish to let them go.

'Why would you leave? You were my favorite person!'

'You're leaving? I'll never talk to you again!'

'You're like my best friend, and now you're gone!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you friend someone on Facebook and then they spam you with everything they've ever done, said, and eaten. You're so overwhelmed you just give up on ever meeting them for real.

'I've been eating pizza every day for three years!'

'I took 200 selfies last week!'

'I once cried in a subway and nobody noticed!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When someone yells at Facebook like it's their ex, saying everyone is fake, they're tired of it all, and they're going to quit forever just to get attention.

'Facebook is full of fakes and I hate them all!'

'I'm done with this nonsense. I'm leaving forever!'

'No one understands me. I'm going to quit social media!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago