Facebook fuktwat

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A fake, smug, fake-ass guy who posts on Facebook just to get likes and show off. He acts like he's rich and travels the world, but he's really a clueless, blue-collar, broke loser who spends all day on Facebook stalking people.

It's a beautiful day, hope you're having a great time.

I'm off to Paris tomorrow for a business trip.

Just got promoted at work, I'm so proud.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who thinks he's super cool because he uses fancy words and posts about his glamorous life, but he's just a lazy, fat, dumb guy who can't even take a picture of himself without a filter.

I'm living the dream, baby.

Just finished my degree from a fancy university.

I'm going to the gym now, see you later.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who adds everyone on Facebook just so he can flirt with women, but he's never actually talked to them. He lives in a tiny town and thinks he's a rockstar because he uses foreign words.

Hey, want to be friends?

I'm getting married next year.

I've traveled to five countries this year.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who posts about his amazing life, but in reality, he's just a boring, sad, loser who spends all his free time on Facebook. He has no real job, no real friends, and no real life.

I'm having the best time ever.

Just got a new job at a prestigious company.

I'm going to the gym every day.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who's too dumb to know that no one cares about his fake life. He posts stupid stuff and thinks he's cool just because he has a lot of friends who never talk to him.

This is the best day ever.

I'm rich and famous now.

I'm going to live my dream.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who adds everyone on Facebook just to look cool, but he's actually a total loser who lives in a dump and eats junk food all day.

Hey, let's be friends.

I'm getting ready for my big trip.

I'm going to the gym now.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago