Facebook Fuckwit

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A Facebook Fuckwit is someone who thinks having 1,000 fake friends makes them cool, even though they’ve never talked to anyone outside their mom’s Facebook group.
I just added 50 people I don’t know just to feel important.
My friend count is 2,000 but I’ve only seen 2 people in real life this year.
I’m not sad. I’m just strategically adding strangers to my list.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Fuckwit is a person who would rather spend their life on a screen than go outside and actually talk to someone.
I just spent 3 hours adding people who will never reply.
My real life is a disaster. My Facebook life is perfect.
I don’t need friends. I need a trophy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Fuckwit is someone who thinks having a lot of friends on Facebook means they are popular, even though no one actually likes them.
I added 100 people today. None of them even said hello.
I don’t care if they don’t like me. I have 5,000 friends.
They don’t have to be real. They just have to be there.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Fuckwit is a person who would rather live in a world of likes and comments than actual people and real conversations.
I get more attention from a comment than my own mom.
I don’t need a life. I need a feed.
If I don’t have 1,000 likes, my day is ruined.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Fuckwit is someone who spends more time on Facebook than they do in real life, and still thinks they are the best at everything.
I spent all my lunch break adding people. I’m a legend.
I don’t need a friend. I need a title.
I have 3,000 friends. I am a god.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Fuckwit is someone who would rather be liked online than loved in real life, even if no one actually knows who they are.
I don’t know these people. But I feel special.
I don’t need to meet them. I just need to see their names.
I’m famous. I have 10,000 friends.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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