Facebook fucking

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When you pretend to be having sex with someone on Facebook chat, but you're just typing nonsense and laughing at yourself.
'I'm cumming in the chat', but it's just a typo
'I'm gonna rip your face off', you're just tired
'I'm gonna eat your brain', you're just hungry
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you send your ex naked pictures or talk about your genitals on Facebook chat like it's a real date.
'You're my only friend', but you blocked them
'I miss you', but you just broke up
'We're gonna get married', but you're both 12
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you look at someone's Facebook photos and you just pick the ones that look the most like you having sex with them.
'I'm gonna get you back', you just picked the photo of them eating pizza
'This is your future', you picked the photo of them crying
'You're gonna regret this', you picked the photo of them wearing a hat
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When Facebook kicks you out of chat or messages just when you're about to say something embarrassing.
'I was gonna say I love you', Facebook logged you out
'I was gonna tell them I'm a girl', Facebook wouldn't load the message screen
'I was gonna ask for a date', Facebook crashed on you
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you log into someone's Facebook and change their profile to say they're a dragon who likes to eat people and has a pet pig.
'You're a dragon', you changed their job to 'eating people'
'You're a pig', you changed their favorite animal to 'pigs'
'You're a monster', you changed their status to 'I eat babies'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you talk to your girlfriend or boyfriend on Facebook all day and post about them like they're your whole life.
'I miss you so much', you just posted it 10 times
'He's the best', you posted it 20 times
'She's my forever', you posted it 50 times
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you post so many Facebook updates about how you're going to screw someone that you're just annoying everyone.
'I'm gonna marry you', you posted it 10 times
'You're my only friend', you posted it 20 times
'I love you', you posted it 50 times
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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