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Looking at someone's Facebook, clicking on photos, and spamming their feed with every single picture you can find.
I clicked view more photos and now my feed is full of their face.
She had 500 photos and I posted them all.
He saw my post and said, 'You’re a Facebook fuck.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Adding someone on Facebook just so you can poke them until they beg you for sex.
I added him just to poke him 100 times.
She poked me so much I begged her to come over.
He poked me so hard I got a message from his mom.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When Facebook kicks you out of a chat or message because it thinks you're too lazy to talk properly.
I tried to message her but Facebook logged me out.
He was in the middle of a chat and Facebook cut him off.
She tried to talk to me and Facebook said, 'Nope.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Having a virtual sex chat on Facebook, like you're actually having sex with the person.
We had a Facebook chat and it felt like we were in bed together.
He said, 'I can touch you through the screen.'
She said, 'I can feel you through Facebook.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Changing someone’s Facebook profile to say they're a gay dragon who loves pizza and anal sex.
I changed his profile to say he's a dragon who loves pizza.
She made me a unicorn who likes tacos and blowjobs.
He turned me into a superhero who fights aliens and has a fetish for socks.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Posting about your lover nonstop until everyone on Facebook knows your business.
I posted about my boyfriend 10 times in one day.
She posted about her girlfriend and now everyone knows.
He posted about me and my mom saw it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Posting so many Facebook updates about someone you want to sleep with that it feels like you’re dating them online.
I posted about her 20 times and now she thinks I’m her boyfriend.
He posted about me and now everyone thinks we’re married.
She posted about me and now my dog knows my name.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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