Facebook Frontin'

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Facebook frontin' is when someone lies about who they are on Facebook just to get likes and make themselves look like a total rockstar, even though they're just a sad, lonely mess in real life.
I'm a model, not a fat kid in a hoodie.
I'm at a fancy restaurant, not my mom's kitchen.
I'm getting married next week, not broke and single.
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Facebook frontin' is when someone fakes their whole life online just to make their friends jealous and their exes feel bad.
I'm rich, not broke.
I'm living in Paris, not my aunt's couch.
I have 1000 friends, not 3.
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Facebook frontin' is when someone makes their profile look perfect so people think they're awesome, but they're just a bunch of garbage in real life.
I'm a DJ, not my mom's neighbor.
I'm a surfer, not a fat kid who can't swim.
I'm a famous singer, not a guy who can't sing.
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Facebook frontin' is when someone posts fake stuff online just to impress people and pretend they're something they're not, even if it's just a bunch of lies.
I'm a CEO, not a guy who works at McDonald's.
I'm a celebrity, not a guy who just took a selfie.
I'm a king, not a guy who got kicked out of his house.
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Facebook frontin' is when someone makes their profile look like they're living the dream, but they're just a mess behind the scenes.
I'm living in a mansion, not my grandma's house.
I'm a pro gamer, not a guy who can't beat his little brother.
I'm a world traveler, not someone who can't afford a bus ticket.
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Facebook frontin' is when someone makes their life look perfect online just to trick people into thinking they're awesome, even though they're just a total loser in real life.
I'm a rockstar, not a guy who can't even play the guitar.
I'm a billionaire, not a guy who still lives with his mom.
I'm a top model, not a guy who wears his mom's old clothes.
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