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A person who talks their own head off like they’re the only one who ever lived and knows everything about everything.
Hey, did you hear about my 10-hour workout? I bench 200 lbs and I don’t even sweat.
I told my ex I was better than her, and I’m still better.
I took one class in college and now I act like I’m a genius.
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Someone who thinks they're the center of the universe and can't stop talking about how amazing they are.
I got a B in math. That’s not bad. That’s a failure. I got a B.
I’m not just good at video games. I’m the best. Everyone knows it.
My pet goldfish is smarter than you.
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A human who acts like they're the most important person in the world and keeps telling everyone how awesome they are.
I got a raise, and it was all because of me. No one else did anything.
I was the best at everything in high school. Still am.
I’m not just cool. I’m the cool.
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A person who can’t stop talking about how great they are and how everyone else is just average.
I’m not just rich. I’m rich and I know it.
I passed my driving test on my first try. That’s not just good. That’s legendary.
My opinion is the only one that matters.
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Someone who thinks they're the most awesome person ever and never stops telling everyone how amazing they are.
I got 10 likes on my Instagram post. That’s not just good. That’s a miracle.
I’m not just fit. I’m a god.
I didn’t just finish the race. I beat the race.
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