Facebook friendzy

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When you first get on Facebook you go crazy adding every random person you know just so you don't look like a nobody.

I added my cousin's pet's best friend's ex just to look busy.

I added my math teacher's brother's dog because I was desperate.

I added my neighbor's grandma's cousin just to stop looking like a lonely weirdo.

You add everyone you know on Facebook just so you don't look like a total failure with no friends.

I added my dad's best friend's kid's teacher just to feel important.

I added my barber's mom's cat because I had nothing better to do.

I added my pet's brother's girlfriend just to make my list longer.

You spend your whole life adding people on Facebook so you don't look like a nobody with no life.

I added my uncle's coworker's kid's dog just to look cool.

I added my mom's friend's brother's ex just to fill my friend list.

I added my pet's best friend's grandma just to stop looking sad.

You add people on Facebook just to look like you have a life even though you don't.

I added my neighbor's cat's brother's friend just to look busy.

I added my dad's boss's kid's teacher just to feel important.

I added my pet's best friend's grandma's cousin just to stop looking weird.

You go nuts adding everyone on Facebook just so you don't look like a loser with no friends.

I added my mom's friend's dog's brother's ex just to look cool.

I added my uncle's coworker's kid's teacher just to feel important.

I added my neighbor's cat's best friend's grandma just to stop looking weird.

You add people on Facebook just so you don't look like a nobody with no life.

I added my dad's boss's kid's teacher just to look cool.

I added my neighbor's cat's brother's friend's ex just to feel important.

I added my pet's best friend's grandma's cousin just to stop looking weird.