facebook friendship hijacking

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when a Facebook friend sneaks into your friend list and begs one of your friends to be their friend even though they don’t know them and probably never will.
@jessica why are you asking my friend to be your friend
my cousin just asked my best friend to be his friend and I don’t even know him
why are you trying to steal my friend like a thief in the night
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when a Facebook friend acts like they’re the king of the castle and tries to get your friends to be their friend even though they’ve never spoken to them in their life.
why are you asking my friend to be your friend like you’re the king of the world
my friend just got a friend request from someone who doesn’t even know them
you’re not cool enough to be my friend
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when a Facebook friend goes on a wild goose chase through your friend list to find someone who might be nice enough to be their friend even though they’re probably the worst person ever.
why are you asking my friend to be your friend when you’re the worst
my friend just got a friend request from someone who probably hates them
you’re not even worth my friend’s time
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when a Facebook friend tries to take over your friend list like it’s their own personal army and they don’t even know half of them.
why are you asking my friend to be your friend when you’re not even cool
my friend just got a friend request from someone who’s not even real
you’re not even worth my friend’s time
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when a Facebook friend becomes a total menace and tries to rope in your friends to be their friend even though they're a complete disaster.
why are you asking my friend to be your friend when you're a total mess
my friend just got a friend request from someone who's a total disaster
you're not even worth my friend's time
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when a Facebook friend acts like they’re your best friend and tries to get your friends to be their friend even though they’ve never met them in their life.
why are you asking my friend to be your friend when you’re not even real
my friend just got a friend request from someone who’s not even cool
you’re not even worth my friend’s time
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