Facebook friends with benefits

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People you add on Facebook just so they can help you beat their stupid games like Farmville or Cafe World. You don’t care about them. You just want free stuff.
I added my neighbor so he can help me with my Farmville. He’s the only one who knows how to grow wheat.
My cousin is my Facebook friend with benefits because she lets me steal her virtual cookies.
I added my boss so he can help me in Cafe World. Now I get free cake every day.
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Fake friends you add on Facebook just so your real friends will think you’re cool. You don’t even know them. You just want to look rich.
I added 100 strangers so my friends would think I’m popular. They don’t even know I’m a fake.
My friend added 500 people just so he could say he has 1,000 friends. It’s all a lie.
I added my math teacher so my crush would think I’m smart. I’m not.
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