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When you add someone on Facebook just to make yourself look cool, even though you’ve never met them and probably never will. You send them flirty messages like you’re in love, but it’s just you trying to feel important.
Hey, I just added you on Facebook. Don’t forget me, okay?
You’re so cute, I’m gonna stalk you online for a month.
If I don’t hear from you, I’ll send you a hate mail.