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When you add someone on Facebook just to make yourself look cool, even though you’ve never met them and probably never will. You send them flirty messages like you’re in love, but it’s just you trying to feel important.
Hey, I just added you on Facebook. Don’t forget me, okay?
You’re so cute, I’m gonna stalk you online for a month.
If I don’t hear from you, I’ll send you a hate mail.
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You’re friends with someone on Facebook, but you’ve never actually talked to them in real life. You might even pretend to know them when you meet them, which is super awkward and kind of embarrassing.
Hey, I saw you in person! Oh my god, I thought you were a ghost!
We’re friends on Facebook, but I don’t even know your face.
You’re my online friend, but you’re not my real friend. Don’t expect a hug.
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