facebook friend stealer

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A Facebook user who goes around stealing your friends like they're hot cookies. You find out when you check your mutuals and realize you don’t even know the thief!
My ex stole my best friend and now we have 27 mutuals. I'm still mad.
This guy added my mom and my crush. What even is he?
He friended my dog's best friend. That's not normal.
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A Facebook creep who adds all your friends just to make it look like they're popular. You get the vibe when they have 100 mutuals and you still don’t know who they are.
She added my whole class. What's her problem?
He friended my best friend's pet. That's not even real.
They have 50 mutuals and I still don't know who they are.
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Someone who adds all your friends just to show off. You realize it when you look at your mutuals and it feels like someone stole your life.
My friend’s ex added my entire family. What even is life?
He friended my crush and my enemy. That's not even fair.
They have 40 mutuals and I don't even know who they are.
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A Facebook user who adds your friends just to make you look bad. You find out when you see their mutuals and you feel like you're the dummy.
She added all my friends and now I look like the dummy.
He friended my crush and my teacher. What even is that?
They have 30 mutuals and I'm still not cool.
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A person who adds your friends just to make themselves look good. You find out when you check your mutuals and you're like, 'Who is this person?'
He added all my friends and now he's the king of mutuals.
She friended my crush and my rival. That's not even real.
They have 25 mutuals and I still don't know who they are.
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A Facebook user who adds your friends just to be annoying. You realize it when you see your mutuals and you're like, 'Why?'
She added my whole family just to be annoying.
He friended my crush and my mom. That's not even cool.
They have 35 mutuals and I still don't know who they are.
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