Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge

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When you spam friend requests like a madman just to see who will accept and who will laugh at you from behind their phone.

I sent 100 friend requests in 5 minutes. Now I have 2 friends. The rest blocked me.

Friend request binge: 3 a. m. to 4 a. m. My mom is mad because I used her phone.

I added 50 strangers just to see if they would reply with 'Why?'

When you decide to delete every single person you ever added just because they posted something stupid and you’re too lazy to unfriend them properly.

I deleted 12 friends because one of them posted a photo of their cat wearing sunglasses.

My friend list had 200 people. Now it has 3. I purged the rest because they annoyed me.

I deleted my ex just because he still follows me and likes my old posts.

When you add everyone in your class just to show off, but then you delete them all because they won’t stop messaging you about lunch.

I added my whole class on Facebook just to look cool. Now they all message me about pizza.

I added 20 people in one day. Now I have 20 messages about lunch. I’m deleting them all.

Added everyone in the class. Now I get 20 messages: 'Are you coming to lunch?' I’m purging them all.

When you go on a friend request spree just to feel important, but then you delete them because they never reply and you feel like a fool.

I sent 50 friend requests just to feel popular. Now I have 3 replies. The rest never answered.

I added 30 people. Only 2 accepted. I’m deleting the rest because they made me look like a fool.

I added 100 people. Now I feel like a loser because only 10 accepted.

When you add random people just because they look cool, but then you delete them because they post stupid stuff and you can’t take it anymore.

I added 50 people because they looked cool. Now they all post garbage. I’m deleting them all.

Added 20 strangers because they had cool pictures. Now they post 'I love tacos' 10 times a day.

Added 10 people because they looked cool. Now they post 'My cat is sad.' I’m purging them all.