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When you have too many Facebook friends who know your secrets and might spill them like a drunk kid at a party. The best way to avoid this is to hide your profile, delete some friends, and keep your mouth shut.
My ex posted my childhood photo on my birthday. I had 300 friends who saw it. I felt like a fool.
My gym buddy tagged me in a photo of me wearing a bathing suit. I had to delete him.
My mom posted my text messages on my feed. I had to hide my profile for a month.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Having too many Facebook friends is like having a bunch of kids in your classroom who all know your dirt and might tell everyone. You need to delete some, set your privacy to the highest level, and stop posting anything stupid.
My crush posted our private message on my wall. I had 200 friends who saw it. I died a little inside.
My teacher posted my failed math test on my timeline. I had to change my privacy settings to 'only me.'
My cousin posted my embarrassing TikTok on my feed. I had to delete her.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you have so many Facebook friends that you’re like a pig in a trash can. Some of them know your secrets, and they might drop them like a hot potato. To avoid this, hide your posts, delete some friends, and stop talking about your life.
My friend posted my text to my ex on my timeline. I had 500 friends who saw it. I felt like a walking embarrassment.
My neighbor posted my failed driving test on my wall. I had to hide my profile for a week.
My crush posted our secret message on my feed. I had to delete her.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you have too many Facebook friends who all know your secrets and might leak them like a water balloon. You need to delete some, set your privacy to ‘only me,’ and stop talking about your life.
My ex posted my old high school photo on my feed. I had 100 friends who saw it. I felt like a disgrace.
My teacher posted my failed science test on my timeline. I had to hide my profile for days.
My friend posted my text to my crush on my wall. I felt like I was on display.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Having way too many Facebook friends is like having a bunch of people who know your dirt and might tell everyone. You need to delete some, set your privacy to the highest level, and stop posting anything dumb.
My friend posted my failed math test on my wall. I had 200 friends who saw it. I felt like a fool.
My teacher posted my text to my crush on my feed. I had to delete her.
My ex posted my childhood photo on my birthday. I had to hide my profile.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you have too many Facebook friends who know your secrets and might spill them like a kid who got caught eating cake. You need to delete some, set your privacy to ‘only me,’ and stop talking about your life.
My friend posted my text message to my crush on my wall. I had 300 friends who saw it. I felt like I was on display.
My teacher posted my failed science test on my timeline. I had to hide my profile for days.
My ex posted my old high school photo on my feed. I felt like a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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