Facebook Friday

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Facebook Friday is when you’re too cheap to go out and too fat to move, so you just sit on your ass and click like buttons until your finger falls off.

'I just spent 2 hours looking at my ex's vacation pics. I'm now jealous and broke.'

'I liked 47 posts today. My thumb is proud.'

'I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically choosing to waste my life on Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Facebook Friday is when you're either too broke to go out or too ugly to get asked, so you just scroll through Facebook and pretend your life is better than it actually is.

'I just stared at my friend's dinner pic for 10 minutes. I'm now hungry and depressed.'

'I liked 12 posts and still feel like a failure.'

'I'm not rejected, I'm just selectively ignoring my failures.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago