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How long a post will stay relevant before it gets forgotten and trampled by newer, shinier stuff.

My post about my cat falling off the couch got 2 likes before I posted about my dog's bad hair day.

That meme about breakfast food died after 3 hours.

My ex's new post about their new life got 1 like from their mom.

The point at which your post is no longer worth your time or anyone else's.

My post about my morning coffee got 2 comments before I gave up and went back to bed.

That rant about my boss only lasted 10 minutes before I posted about my cat again.

My new year's resolution post died by lunchtime.

When your post becomes so old it’s like it’s begging for attention and no one cares.

My post about my dog’s birthday got 1 like from my neighbor’s kid.

That post about my weekend got 3 comments from my mom.

My rant about my job only got 2 likes from my coworker.

The time your post is still fresh enough to be worth a second glance before it’s just a ghost of itself.

My post about my cat’s new toy got 5 likes before I posted about my dog’s new toy.

That joke about my boss only lasted 20 minutes before I posted about my coffee.

My new year’s resolution post got 3 likes before I posted about my cat again.

The moment your post stops being cool and becomes just another thing you posted.

My post about my morning coffee got 2 likes before I posted about my dog.

That meme about breakfast food died after 2 hours.

My ex’s new post got 1 like from their mom before I posted about my cat.