Facebook Foreplay

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Sending hot messages back and forth on Facebook like you're trying to get each other naked without actually doing it. It’s like texting your ex while your current boyfriend is in the next room.

'I miss you, but I still think about you at work.'

'You look good in that shirt. I can see you in that shirt.'

'If I could be your lunch break, I would.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Anthony Weiner. The guy who got caught sending pics of his weiner on Facebook. Literally. His weiner.

'I sent you a pic of my weiner. I hope you like it.'

'I think you’re cute. I think my weiner is cute. I think we’re both cute.'

'I like your profile pic. I like my weiner. I like you.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When two people try to flirt on the same computer like it’s a date. It always ends with one person getting blocked, the other crying, and the computer being thrown out the window.

'I just got blocked. I don’t even know why.'

'He logged in, and I died a little inside.'

'We tried to flirt on the same computer. Now I’m crying and he’s on Tinder.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago