facebook fonies

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poseurs who think they're cool but can't stand being called out for using Facebook, even though they're sneaky enough to check it every day and steal ideas like a thief in the night.
'I don't use Facebook, I just know what's going on.' (He checks it 10 times a day.)
He laughed at my new haircut, but then he copied it the next week.
He DMs me with 'You're annoying' but likes all my posts.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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fakers who think they're too good for Facebook but can't help spying on their friends for ideas, even though they're as original as a generic pizza.
'I don't need Facebook, I know everything.' (He's been stalking me for weeks.)
He said my tattoo was 'cringe' and then got one exactly like it.
He called me a 'hashtag failure' but used my photo for his bio.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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wannabes who pretend they don't use Facebook, but they’re obsessed with it, stealing ideas like a thief and calling you a 'basic human being.'
'I don't use Facebook, I'm just cool.' (He checked my profile 7 times last week.)
He said my playlist was 'basic' and then copied it for his own.
He told me I was 'vague' but used my status for his own.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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pansies who think they're too cool for Facebook, but they can't resist peeking at their friends’ lives, stealing ideas like a grifter, and calling you 'unoriginal.'
'I don't use Facebook, I just know what's up.' (He's been checking my profile every day.)
He called my fashion 'basic' and then wore the same thing the next day.
He said my joke was 'boring' and then used it for his own.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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losers who hide their Facebook accounts like they’re hiding a crime, but they’re too lazy to think and just steal your ideas like a chump.
'I don't use Facebook, I just know everything.' (He checked my profile 3 times yesterday.)
He said my meme was 'cringe' and then posted it on his own page.
He called me 'basic' but used my bio for his own.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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crybabies who pretend they’re too cool for Facebook but can’t help peeking at their friends, stealing ideas like a thief, and then calling you 'basic.'
'I don't use Facebook, I just know what’s going on.' (He checked my profile 5 times.)
He said my song was 'cringe' and then copied it for his own.
He called me a 'hashtag failure' but used my quote for his own.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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