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Lying on Facebook to look cool and make other people feel like they're living in the Stone Age. You turn a boring day into a blockbuster movie just so you can feel superior.
I got a coupon for a burger. I posted it like I won the lottery.
My dog blinked at me. I said it was a spiritual awakening.
I took a selfie in the grocery store. It looked like a royal portrait.
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Making your life sound like a fantasy novel just so your friends feel like they're stuck in a jail cell. You take a normal day and turn it into a magical adventure.
I ate a sandwich. I called it a royal feast.
My cat walked by. I said it was a mystical journey.
I got a free cup of coffee. I said it was a gift from the gods.
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You turn your average day into a Oscar-winning movie just so you can feel like a rockstar. You lie on Facebook so hard your friends think you're a superhero.
I got a discount. I said I was saving the world.
I walked outside. I said I was going on a quest.
I took a nap. I said I was meditating with the universe.
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