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A girl on Facebook who looks like a porn star in her photo, but when you see her in real life, she’s just a sad, sweaty mess who probably eats ramen for dinner.
I asked her out based on her pic. She showed up in pajamas and had a milk mustache.
Her face looked like it was carved by a drunk sculptor. I felt like I got scammed.
She texted me a selfie at 2 a. m. and it was just her face with a neon light shining on it.
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When you check your Facebook and realize no one even cares about your birthday, especially when your friend group is getting 50 wishes and you get one from your ex who still thinks you’re cool.
I posted my birthday and got one comment: 'Happy birthday. Still fat.'
My best friend had 47 wishes. I had 2. One was from my mom. The other was from my dog.
I saw my crush’s post and got 100 wishes. I got one. It said, 'Still alive?'
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