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A girl on Facebook who looks like a porn star in her photo, but when you see her in real life, she’s just a sad, sweaty mess who probably eats ramen for dinner.
I asked her out based on her pic. She showed up in pajamas and had a milk mustache.
Her face looked like it was carved by a drunk sculptor. I felt like I got scammed.
She texted me a selfie at 2 a. m. and it was just her face with a neon light shining on it.