Facebook Floozy

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A Facebook Floozy is someone who has 700 friends but can't even remember their own damn name. They're rich, they're lazy, and they're too good for most people.
My cousin has 700 friends and still texts me for help with math.
That guy added me because he saw me at the grocery store once.
She's got 700 friends but only remembers 2 of them on her birthday.
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A Facebook Floozy is like a goldfish with a phone. They have 700 friends but only know 2. They're rich and they're stupid.
He's got 700 friends but still asks me for my number.
She sent me a friend request because I smiled at her in the lobby.
He has 700 friends but can't spell his own name.
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A Facebook Floozy is someone who has 700 friends but only knows 2. They're rich, they're clueless, and they're too proud to ask for help.
She has 700 friends but still calls me for help with her math homework.
He added me because I was in the same class as his brother.
He has 700 friends but can't remember his own password.
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