Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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sending fake love messages to someone on facebook just to make them think you're into them

Hey, I’ve been thinking about you a lot. Like, a lot. A lot. Like, 20 times a day.

You’re the best thing since sliced bread. Or pizza. Or a good nap.

If I had to pick a favorite person, it would be you. And also my mom. And also my dog.

2

pretending you're in a relationship with someone on facebook when you're not

We’re officially dating now. I’m not lying. I swear. I didn’t say that out loud.

I just proposed to you on facebook. It’s a fake proposal. But it’s still a proposal.

We’re married. In my head. And also in my mom’s head.

3

texting someone on facebook like you're their biggest fan, even though you're not

You’re my hero. My literal hero. I would die for you.

I’ve been following your life for years. Like, 3 years. Maybe 4.

You’re the best. The bestest. The bestestest.

4

making someone think you're super into them through facebook, when you're not

I think about you every single day. Like, every. Single. Day.

You’re the only person I’ve ever loved. And also my brother.

You’re my favorite person. My second favorite is my dog.

5

using facebook to flirt with someone like you're a total romantic, even though you're not

You’re my forever love. My only love. My true love.

I’d walk a thousand miles for you. Or 500. Or 100.

If I had to pick one person to be with forever, it would be you. And my mom.

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texting someone on facebook like you're their soulmate, even though you're not

You’re my soulmate. I know it. I feel it. I can feel it in my bones.

We’re meant to be together. Like, in a forever kind of way.

I’ve been waiting for you my whole life. Or maybe just 3 weeks.