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When you randomly show up in someone's chat like a creepy ghost and scare the living daylights out of them.
Hey, why are you here? I was in the middle of a pizza order!
You just popped up! I thought I was alone!
I was typing a love letter to my dog, and you showed up! What even is life?
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When you randomly chat someone and make them feel like you're trying to steal their brain.
Hey, why did you message me? I was napping!
You just interrupted my Netflix binge! What is your problem?
I was about to text my ex, and you showed up! Why?
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When you randomly pop up in someone's chat like a foul smell in a nice room.
Hey, I was in the middle of crying! Why did you message me?
You just showed up! I was about to eat my feelings!
I was talking to my mom, and you showed up! What is your deal?
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When you randomly appear in someone's chat like a cockroach at a dinner party.
Hey, I was about to finish my taco! Why did you message me?
You just showed up! I was trying to be cool!
I was talking to my crush, and you showed up! What even is life?
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When you randomly show up in someone's chat like a rude kid at a quiet library.
Hey, I was trying to read a book! Why did you message me?
You just interrupted my nap! What is your problem?
I was about to text my crush, and you showed up! Why?
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