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When your significant other or some loser who thinks they're your best friend keeps liking, commenting, and posting on your Facebook so much it's like they're trying to drown you in their own stupid posts. It's the Facebook version of peeing on a fire hydrant.
I just saw your post and had to comment 'I love you' 7 times. You're so cute.
Why did you post that? I had to like it 3 times just to make it look good.
I’m going to comment on every single one of your posts until you beg me to stop.
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When someone you're dating or someone who thinks they're your best friend acts like they're the only one who matters by spamming your Facebook with likes, comments, and posts. It's like they're trying to drown you in their own stupid opinions.
I saw your post and had to comment 'You're so hot' 5 times. I’m not even lying.
Why did you post that? I had to like it 4 times just to feel special.
I’m going to comment on every single one of your posts until you're begging me to stop.
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When someone, like your significant other or a loser who thinks they're your best friend, keeps liking, commenting, and posting on your Facebook so much it feels like they’re trying to drown you in their own stupid posts. It's the Facebook version of peeing on a fire hydrant.
I just saw your post and had to comment 'I love you' 10 times. You're so cute.
Why did you post that? I had to like it 5 times just to make it look good.
I’m going to comment on every single one of your posts until you're begging me to stop.
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When someone you're dating or someone who thinks they're your best friend acts like they're the only one who matters by spamming your Facebook with likes, comments, and posts. It's like they're trying to drown you in their own stupid opinions.
I saw your post and had to comment 'You're so hot' 6 times. I’m not even lying.
Why did you post that? I had to like it 3 times just to feel special.
I’m going to comment on every single one of your posts until you're begging me to stop.
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When your significant other or some loser who thinks they're your best friend keeps liking, commenting, and posting on your Facebook so much it's like they're trying to drown you in their own stupid posts. It's the Facebook version of peeing on a fire hydrant.
I just saw your post and had to comment 'I love you' 8 times. You're so cute.
Why did you post that? I had to like it 6 times just to make it look good.
I’m going to comment on every single one of your posts until you're begging me to stop.
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When someone you're dating or someone who thinks they're your best friend acts like they're the only one who matters by spamming your Facebook with likes, comments, and posts. It's like they're trying to drown you in their own stupid opinions.
I saw your post and had to comment 'You're so hot' 7 times. I’m not even lying.
Why did you post that? I had to like it 2 times just to feel special.
I’m going to comment on every single one of your posts until you're begging me to stop.
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