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Putting words on Facebook with the sole purpose of getting someone's goat and making them rip your face off.

Hey, I saw you eating a taco at 2 a. m. and I'm not letting that slide.

Your ex just commented on your post and I'm now officially dying.

Your cat's face is on your wall and it's giving me the worst vibes.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Getting fired because you posted something so stupid that your boss had no choice but to fire you.

I posted a photo of my lunch and my boss said, 'This is not a restaurant.'

I wrote 'My boss is a donkey' and got fired for being a donkey.

I live-tweeted my office drama and now I'm unemployed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Getting fired because you spend more time on Facebook than you do working. You're basically paid to scroll.

I spent 3 hours watching cat videos and got fired for being a cat person.

I posted 100 times and my boss said, 'You're not working, you're performing.'

I got fired for being too popular on Facebook and not popular enough at work.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone, usually your ex or your annoying friend, keeps commenting, liking, and tagging you on Facebook just to show off and act like they own you.

My ex kept commenting on my photos like he was my boyfriend again.

My annoying friend liked every post I made and now I can't breathe.

My mom tagged me in every photo she posted and I'm getting tired of her life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago