facebook fight

When two people turn Facebook into a warzone just to show off their drama, changing statuses like they’re updating a diary for the whole world to read. Usually done by girls who can’t stand boys and want everyone to know they’re mad, or attention whores who want every kid to ask, ‘What’s wrong with you?’

When two random kids start arguing over a status like it’s the end of the world, comment back and forth like they’re in a Twitter thread from hell, and before you know it, the whole school is in on it. The original person gets 50 notifications and wants to die.

A deadly battle where people post penis emojis to fight each other. It starts with one person spamming 3 penises on your wall, and then you have to post 4 or more to survive. It’s like a war, and the only way to win is to be the last one standing.