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The thing you post on Facebook that accidentally tells everyone your secrets and makes you look like a idiot

I told my ex I still love him. Now he's messaging me every 5 minutes.

I said I'm rich. My mom just texted me a photo of my old sneakers.

I posted that I hate my job. My boss saw it and gave me a warning.

The stupid message you put on Facebook that makes you look like a fool and gets you in trouble

I said I'd never go back to school. Now my teacher is following me on Facebook.

I told everyone my password. Now my whole class is hacking my account.

I wrote I'm dating the principal. Now he's asking me to come to school.

The dumb thing you write on Facebook that makes your friends laugh and your family want to kill you

I posted I'm rich. My sister sent me a message saying I'm broke.

I said I hate my mom. Now she's following me everywhere.

I told my dad I'm getting a new car. He just bought me a used bus.

The ridiculous message you put on Facebook that makes you look like a total idiot and your enemies happy

I said I'm getting a new house. My neighbor just moved in next door.

I posted I'm dating a celebrity. Now my crush is mad at me.

I told my whole class I'm a genius. Now they're all mocking me.

The dumb post you make on Facebook that makes your friends laugh and your parents cry

I said I'm rich. My parents just took me to the bank.

I told everyone I'm a rockstar. Now my brother is making me play guitar.

I posted I'm going to college. My mom just signed me up for 10 classes.

The stupid thing you write on Facebook that makes you look like a total joke and your enemies laugh

I said I'm dating a movie star. Now my crush is texting me every hour.

I posted I'm rich. My friend just borrowed my phone and asked for a loan.

I told everyone I'm going to be a billionaire. Now my teacher is making me do math every day.